056: Lazy Pieces of Shit

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Take a ride with Roxanne as she gets ready for ALC 6 on a training day designed to give the volunteers and the cyclists an idea of what it will be like on an actual day of on the event itself. Roxanne is awed by the way the cyclists pull together to help each other up the long, steep hills, and she is blown away by the inspirational qualities of disco music, even among a generation that grew up with Milli Vanilli.

055: AIDS LifeCycle 6

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For seven days this coming June, Roxanne and Virginia will be volunteering to support the more than 2,000 riders and 500 volunteer roadies on the AIDS Life Cycle 6 cycling event to raise money for AIDS care. This is Roxanne's maiden voyage on the event and Virginia's 13th time as either a volunteer or a cyclist. ALC is a 585 mile bicycle ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles to support the HIV services of the LA Gay & Lesbian Center and the San Francisco AIDS Foundation. Help Roxanne meet her fundraising goal by clicking on the link to the right.

054: Got Mullet?

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We all had them the first time around, but only those with a real sense of style and class were bold enough to get in on the most recent mullet craze. Apparently, we have to get out more. Coming soon: Roxanne's teenage mullet photo!

053: The Definitive Guide to Exes

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One more with our friends from Nor Cal... It's everything you ever wanted to know about exes. Learn what it takes to make sure you never have to bump into your ex unexpectedly in public, learn how to deal with a constellation of exes at a party, and learn how to make sure that none of them ever sleep with each other and become each others exes.

052: False Advertising

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When you're picking out pajamas, it's important to match the tops and bottoms. The same holds true for relationships. You carefully read the label to make sure you know exactly what you're buying, but when you get her home and open her box, you realize that it was all just false advertising. Our friends from Northern California join us for a chat.

051: Roxi's Mommy

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Roxanne's mommy comes over for a visit and tells us what it was like for her when she found out Roxanne was gay. She also shares a secret from her past when she was hit on by a Lesbian who wanted her to move in with her that very night. The only thing that's changed between now and then is that Lesbians at least wait until the second date to bring the U-Haul.

050: Adventures in Dining

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When it comes to food, Roxanne is not the most adventurous person on the planet. But, she does understand that maintaining a healthy relationship takes a little bit of compromise, mixed with a touch of flexibility and the desire to step out of your comfort zone once in a while. She also knows when to say...enough is enough.

049: The Last Podcast

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You never know when that next big earthquake is going to strike. If tonight is the night the "Big One" happens, and the house falls down and crushes the computer, this may very well be our last podcast. Of course, if you're reading this page and listening to this podcast...then things probably didn't really go down that way.

048: Straight Girls Behaving Badly

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It's time to dispel some myths. Not every straight girl is a Lesbian's wet dream. And, just because someone tells you that you have a cute purse...it doesn't mean they're trying to pick you up.

047: Clones

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It starts off innocently enough when you get the new girlfriend. At first you want to spend every moment together, then you forget about all your old friends, then you start wearing her clothes...and before you know it, you have the same haircut. You've become the Lesbian Clones.

046: Lesbians at Sea

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There's nothing like a nice, relaxing day out at sea on a boat fishing. That is, unless you spend the day blowing chunks off the side of the boat and still have to hose it down to clean it off when you're done.

045: Jury Duty

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It happens to all of us. We're innocently checking the mail, and there it it...the dreaded jury duty notice. As the panic spreads through your veins, do you think about running it through the paper shredder to pretend you never got it? Do you toss it into the street and hope that it gets sucked into the sewers? Do you make endless excuses and continue to reschedule until the end of your life? Or, do you step up to the plate like Roxanne, and perform your civic duty like a true American hero!

044: Sausage Tits

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When we were younger, we would always see those scary, older Lesbians out at the bars and think, "ewwwwww". Somehow the tables have turned, and now we are those scary Lesbians. That still doesn't stop us from being the pigs we always were.

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