March 28, 2010

325 Straight Friends

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Just because you're a big ol' Homo it doesn't mean that you can't have straight friends. Once you open your mind and get to know some straight people you'll realize they're just like us. They drive regular cars, they show up at Weight Watchers and they pick the toe fungus out of their toenails just like everyone else.


March 25, 2010

324 Lips of Steel

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Older and more mature Lesbians have a lot of experience and knowledge to pass on to today's younger generation of LGBT youth. It's time we reached out to support the younger generations that are just coming out of the closet and are trying to find their way around in a predominantly straight world. Just remember that there are boundaries, and when we say "reach out", we don't necessarily mean that literally...pedophile.


March 21, 2010

323 Jihad Dyke

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Taking a plane anywhere today can be fraught with perils. You may get stuck on the tarmac for sixteen hours, you might get a blanket with head lice in it, you might be sitting on a seat with bedbugs or you might be sitting next to someone that brought a tuna fish sandwich on board. With all that to worry about, at least you don't have to worry about the horror of being served airplane food any longer.


March 17, 2010

322 Kids at Work

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It's never too early to give your kids a good education about what it will be like to enter the working world. If you're a 911 operator, an air traffic controller, or a semi-truck driver, there's no better time to get your kid acquainted with what you do every day at work. So, put them right behind the wheel, let them land planes and let them take the next emergency call to deliver a baby.


March 14, 2010

321 Veal

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If you've been missing the days of lusting over your Lesbian gym teacher in high school...then it's time to join the gym again! Make sure you sign up for the workout lessons with the hot Lesbian trainer who will make your legs "burn". Hopefully, everyone will get sweaty enough for a post-workout shower. Hot.


March 3, 2010

320 Double Double

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With age comes wisdom. When you're young you might think that a woman with two vaginas sounds like a rockin' good time. As you get older, however, you start to think about the down side of having two vaginas. Not only will you have permanent hand cramps and a swollen tongue trying to get her off, but you'll have to spend twice as much on menstrual supplies and you'll have to protect yourself from two bouts of PMS every single month.


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