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July 30, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Just because you scream out the name of the Lord while having sex doesn't necesarily mean that you've got religion. It could actually mean that you're losing your religion right at that very moment. It's an added bonus when your mother hears it and finds out at the very same time. That way you don't have to go through the agony of breaking her heart later. |
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July 28, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Driving while you're drowsy can be very dangerous, indeed. Once again, we're here to help, with techniques designed to keep you wide awake on your next long drive. Roxanne's nephew, Ben, joins us for a visit and some helpful hints. |
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July 25, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) The times in your life that you look back on and remember forever are those good times you spent together with close family and loved ones. It's the vacations you took together, the time you spent hanging out, and all the new experiences you shared for the very first time together. What you didn't expect is that one of those moments would also include you seeing a real live penis for the very first time. |
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July 23, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) If you can't work for the "man" any longer, a good career alternative is to become the "man". It's time to explore your entrepreneurial side as Roxanne considers career options for the future. |
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July 20, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) No parent ever believes that their angelic child would learn to do naughty things or to pick up bad habits on their own. If their child picked up smoking, started cussing or even became a Lesbian, it must be some other kid's fault. We finally find out the answer to this enduring mystery about whose fault it really is. We 've found the person to blame for everything. |
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July 18, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Going to church just isn't what it used to be. Now they have full-length concerts with a full band and Gay back up singers, videos with the words roll across the the TV so that you can sing along with the bouncing ball, and they have Ad Libs you can work on throughout the sermon to keep it interesting. With all that going on, how is it possible that anyone could get irate in the middle of all that love, kindness and happiness? |
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July 14, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Roxanne's niece comes bursting out of the closet, and now we have lots more room in there to put away all those winter coats and jackets. On a somewhat related note, if someone named "Gangsta Gramma" tries to be your friend on MySpace, make sure you just say "no". |
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July 11, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's not that adults don't understand MySpace...it's just that we don't know have a clue what we're doing and how to set it up. One thing I do understand, however, is that if I ever find myself out of Roxanne's "top eight", I'll know that we've broken up and it's time for me to move out of the house. Check out our MySpace page and become our friend! |
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July 8, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) When you're new to a town and you're just getting started on the road to coming out, it's good to have a caring supportive guide to help you out. It's better to ease into a new lifestyle, rather than having someone drag you to a fetish club with people giving lap dances and stripping for free drinks. Of course...some people may actually appreciate that. |
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July 6, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Nothing could be more enjoyable or relaxing than driving around in beautiful, sunny LA weather with the top down in a brand new convertible. It's all fun and games until the gang-banger jumps in the car with you at a red light with a carload of people chasing him following right behind. |
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July 1, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) You can take the girl out of the disco, but you can't take the disco out of the girl. It's Disco Saturday Night and everyone has taken their Geritol and arthritis pills so that they can blow out a hip on the way to disco nirvana. |
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