| October 29, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) We trek off to Vegas for the weekend to celebrate Beth's birthday and enjoy a weekend of offensive t-shirts, karaoke and pawn shops. As they say in Vegas, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". But, even with that...sometimes you still want the people to just leave and go home. |
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October 22, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Anyone who tells you that running is fun and that they get a "runner's high" when they run long distances, is just full of shit. You have permission to tell them so...from someone who knows. |
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| October 19, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's not exactly penis envy...it's more like penis curiosity. If you could take a pill that gave you a penis of your very own for just one day, you need to make sure you get your money's worth out of it. Roxanne's niece, Ashley, joins us for this important topic. We definitely needed the straight girl perspective on this one. |
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October 16, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) If men had to get the equivalent of a mammogram on their penis once a year, you can be sure that there would all of a sudden be incredible advances in technology. Instead of having your organ squished and squeezed, and flattened out across a set of cold plates the length of the room, men would invent a soft, mouth-shaped cup that would gently grip their penis and move rhythmically back and forth to scan for any abnormalities. Every machine would come equipped with a soft towel for "cleaning up" afterwards. Men would be lining up around the block for their exams. |
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| October 13, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Lots of different cities and states have a unique claim to fame. In California, the San Fernando Valley is considered the Porn Capital of the World due to the number of studios and production houses cranking out skin flicks. Next time you visit this great state, you can head down to Disneyland to see Pocahontas and then travel to the Valley to see Poke-A-Hot-Ass....all in the same day. |
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October 10, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Mirror, mirror, on the wall...what the fuck is that thing coming out of my face?! After Lasik, Virginia could see the hair on a gnat's ass from 2 miles away. The only downside was that her close-up vision got so bad that she finally had to break down and get a 50x magnification mirror. Now we need therapy to work through the issues of strange hairs popping out on our faces, wrinkles we couldn't see before and dark pores we didn't even know we had. All this due to that evil mirror invented by some sick, cruel sociopath. |
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October 7, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Most people think rats and roaches are disgusting creatures with no purpose in this world. Of course, once they get to know all of the the diseases and disgusting things the nasty little vermin called ticks carry around with them, they would be more than happy to live together with the rats and roaches in the same house for the rest of their lives. If you've been bitten by tick or want to find out more about Lyme Disease, click on this link for the American Lyme Disease Foundation. |
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October 4, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Some people think it's fun to be strapped onto a piece of metal that flies through the air, shakes you upside down, hurtles you backwards at the speed of sound and then whips you back around the other way. Bullshit. |
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October 1, 2007
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) In every neighborhood there is the creepy house that you don't want to walk too close to when you go by. You cross the street and keep one eye out for anyone or anything coming out the door. All the while you're ready to run if something happens. I'm proud to say...it's that time of year, and now....that's our house! |
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