March 30, 2007

043: Back in the Day

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Remember when life used to be fun? Travel back in time with us to the time when it was ok to put on a thick layer of baby oil and sit in the sun all day, when you could sit in your room and lick the walls with lead paint, and it was perfectly fine to ride in the back of a Ford Pinto.


March 28, 2007

042: The "L Word" Wrap-up

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As Lesbians, it's our civic duty to do an "L Word" podcast. In fact, I think it may be written into law somehwere. So, here it is.


March 26, 2007

041: Let's Get Personal

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In a new relationship it's important to understand the boundary between intimacy and over-sharing. Apparently, this can still be an issue for couples that have been together for a while. It seems that Roxanne and I still haven't found that perfect balance yet.


March 24, 2007

040: On-line Predators

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Roxanne goes on-line for a bit of web surfing, and gets stalked by on-line predators as she innocently tries to play Trendetta, her favorite video game. The tweens educate her on how to fight back. I'm not sure I can leave her alone with the internet any more.


March 22, 2007

039: For the Love of Dolly

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Walk that fine line with us between fan and stalker as we discuss Roxanne's latest Tivo adventure, "For the Love of Dolly". I'm off to lick Roxanne's seatbelt right now.

Correction: Just to set the record straight, the car we mention in this podcast was not at an airport parking lot, but was instead on a dealer's lot.


March 19, 2007

038: Never Date the Whore

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You can have a good time with her, you can take her all around the town, and you can even take her home with you. There's just one rule you have to remember....you never date the whore. And, no matter what else happens...never, ever marry the whore!


March 18, 2007

037: Neurotic Times Three

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It takes skill, intuition and a special kind of "know-how" to pick out the perfect pet. These are qualities that we have in spades. So, if you need some help...feel free to ask us.


March 16, 2007

036: The Gay Mafia in the Bahamas

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By the time the plane sets down in the Bahamas, Roxanne's gaydar is already kicking into overdrive as she works on collecting all the gay people in the airport terminal who are on their way to our hotel. Before we were on vacation for even 24 hours, she had already formed the Gay Mafia that would become our travel companions for the rest of the trip.

Warning: This podcast is a bit longer than our typical shows so that we can get in all the Bahamas goodness!


March 11, 2007

035: Bahama Mamas

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We're off to the Bahamas for a few days of rest and relaxation. That makes it a good time to dip into the archives to listen to some of the previous shows you may have missed. More stories when we get back!


March 10, 2007

034: Freak Factor 7

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How does someone go from a freak factor 7 to a freak factor 9.5 in under 2 hours? Listen in to find out.


March 9, 2007

033: Getting Old Sucks

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Your bones start to creak, your hearing goes bad, and wrinkles come out everywhere. Just when you think it can't get any worse...a grey pubic hair appears out of nowhwere. Getting old sucks.


March 7, 2007

032: The Great Tivo Debate

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The best gift for some can be the worst nightmare for others. After bringing the Tivo in to the house, the TV is now off limits for Virginia as Roxanne works overtime to tape every show ever made, and to make it all fit on only a 40-hour Tivo.


March 5, 2007

031: P-Mate

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Now you can pee by the side of the road, write your name in the snow or just drain the turtle standing up. They also make great party favors. Order yours today at www.dontsquat.com


March 3, 2007

030: Signs of the Zodiac

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It's the beginning of the month. That makes it the perfect time for us to review our monthly horoscopes to see what kind of month we're going to have. Sound like it's shaping up to be a fun-filled one with new partners and a 3.5 week romance for each of us. Don't forget the dental dams.


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