July 31, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Planning a wedding used to be easy. You only had to think about a location, flowers, catering, decorations and which exes to invite. Nowadays you have to think about putting together the perfect prenuptial agreement, too. Or, you can just skip the whole thing and become the typical Lesbian couple that continues to live together after they break up. |
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July 28, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Everybody needs some good advice from time to time. Once again, we're here to help. We don't have any tips on getting yourself a better body. We just have all kinds of ideas to help you be "out" at work. Use this advice at your own risk. |
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July 24, 2008
186 The Pursuit of Getting Laid (Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Life in America....where we have certain freedoms and inalienable rights that we all take for granted. In the Declaration of Independence our forefathers were very clear about these things when they unabashadly stated that among our inalienable rights are....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Getting Laid. |
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July 21, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) You already have cramps, you're bleeding like a pig...and you stop by the store to pick up some menstrual supplies. The last thing you need is some crazy Lesbian picking up things out of your shopping cart and telling you what you need and don't need in a maxi pad. |
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July 18, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) When you've been romancing a local restaurant for years and selflessly sharing all your love with them, you feel like you're in a relationship. They have a responsibility to you as their loyal partner not to just pack up all their things and leave you in the middle of the night with no forwarding address, no reasons why and no explanations. Like a jilted lover, you'll be nursing a broken heart and wondering what you did wrong for the rest of your life. |
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July 13, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's no longer safe to hang out in Lesbian bars late at night. Wild animals are on the loose and they're out stalking their prey. They're looking for young, hot girls that will eventually cost them a lot of money. Keep you eyes open and be on the lookout for...cougars. |
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July 9, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's hard to resist the overwhelming allure of the supermarket checkout rags on a good day. To make it even harder, they have to put a huge headline on the paper telling you that they're going to give you the scoop on who's gay in Hollywood today. We compare notes and check of our list of who's queer and who's just going through a phase. |
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July 6, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) We'll all kick the bucket someday. To avoid having your kids sprinkle you all over Disneyland, toss you out into the ocean, wear you as jewelry or snort your ashes, do the responsible thing and make sure you leave explicit instructions about how you want them to deal with your body when you pass. Or, you can just take the chance that you'll spend eternity in some family's home that you don't even know. |
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July 1, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) A new TVÂ show causes Roxanne to lose touch with reality and fancy herself the young hot Lesbian of her youth. Or, it could just be the initial stages of her mid-life crisis coming on. Virginia realizes it's time for an intervention. |
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