April 28, 2009

241 Playmates at Home

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As people become parents they are automatically endowed with a secret sixth sense. It's the ability to detect pornography going on anywhere within a 50 foot radius around their children. They don't need to see it, smell it, feel it or touch it. Somehow...they just know.


April 25, 2009

240 STD-Vite

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Who needs to use an e-vite when you can send a message to a friend telling them they now have the same STD as you...and then invite them to a party at the same time? Of course, you may not need to buy as many snacks or drinks for the party since you may not have too many guests.


April 22, 2009

239 When It's Over

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When she tells you "I need space", what she really means is that she's really not that into you and that she intends on whoring around with anyone she can find. Of course, she won't actually break up with you, and you can plan on her living with you and sleeping in your bed for at least the next 12 months. That's just the mutant Lesbian gene at work.


April 19, 2009

238 Out, Loud and Proud

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Studies show that LGBT youth are 2 to 3 times more likely to commit suicide compared with straight youth. Sometimes life can be overwhelming and you may feel like you're all alone. When you start to feel like you're the only one, just count 20 people that you know and realize that at least 2 out of 20 are likely to be Gay or Lesbian. Since you're one of them...all you need to do now is figure out who is the other one. If you need more help, call the Trevor Helpline at 866-4 -U-TREVOR.


April 12, 2009

237 Plague of Crickets

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You can blame global warming or even changes in the eco-system due to the way we've mistreated our environment. In reality those things have nothing to do with the biblical plague of crickets that's now driving us crazy. The real cause is the fact that Gay people are now allowed to get married in several states in the U.S. Congratulations Iowa!


April 9, 2009

236 Lick It Up

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If it smells like fish...maybe it is. If it smells like fish, but it's your date...maybe you need to take her to the gynecologist before you take her out to dinner. More good advice such as this...when you download the whole show. You're welcome.


April 6, 2009

235 Same Sex Kiss Day

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Can't get a date? Yes, you can. Mark April 15 on you calendar so that you can troll all the Starbucks in town for Same Sex Kiss Day. If you're just coming out of the closet...or even thinking about coming out...don't worry about how people will know if you're a Lesbian or not. You're probably the last one to know already.


April 3, 2009

234 Eco Terrorists

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Our future depends on a greener tomorrow and it's important for each of us to do whatever little bit we can to help preserve our beautiful planet. Of course, if the city you live in bans detergent that cleans properly because it has too many pollutants, then feel free to get in your big car, fill it up with leaded gasoline and travel to a store further away than usual so that you can burn more gas and send more emissions directly into the atmosphere.


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