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May 22, 2014 (Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) There's are reason some children are fearful of clowns. They go to parties with clowns that should have retired 20 years earlier. Back in the day they might have enjoyed clowning, but now they hate little children, they're sick of making balloon animals and the clown suit smells like sweat and vomit because it hasn't been cleaned in those last 20 years either. |
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May 18, 2014 (Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) When a job needs to be done and something in the house needs to be fixed it's time to call a professional. You can't just call anyone. You want to make sure they have years of experience and have earned a badge of respect in their trade. If a plumber shows up at your house and they don't show you some plumber's crack within the first 30 seconds of starting job, it's time to ask them to leave. Clearly, they have not earned their professional license. |
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May 7, 2014 (Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) If you're planning to go on a hunger strike you might want to make sure that somebody really cares enough about what you're protesting to give a crap about whether you die doing it or not. You don't want a bunch of people showing up with steaming buckets of Chick-Fil-A to see whether you'll get through the next 40 days withough dying of starvation. Place your bets. |
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May 4, 2014 (Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Every food group has its own version of some sick, disgusting food equivalent. Beef has pink slime and meat glue, chicken has McNuggets and dairy has Cheez Whiz. It's not really something to worry about. Just do as mom did and cut off the bad parts with that are all green, moldy and inedible...and serve it anyway. Nobody will figure it out, because the insepector is screwing the plant manager. |
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