|
|||||||||
| July 29, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) There are some things you never want to hear come out of your mother or grandmother's mouths. Some of those things might be, "Is that the sex toy shop you go to?", "Do you use the super extra-wide tampons?" and "F@#K you LA". You might just get lucky and actually hear all those things in one single week. Time to go to Vegas. |
 |
||||||||
| July 26, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) The $80 you just spent for lunch at a trendy new West Hollywood restaurant won't be near enough to make up for the amount of business they'll now lose by having the Lesbian Beverly Hillbillies show up during prime time. The restaurant just fell off Paris Hilton's "to do" list for this week. |
 |
||||||||
| July 19, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Since the sanctity of marriage is so important, it's time for straight couples to take some responsibility in this area. From now on, every time a straight couple gets divorced, 10 Gay couples will be allowed to get married. If one commits adultery, that means 20 Gay couples can get married. And, for each politician that has an affair, that automatically gives 100 Gay couples the opportunity to get married. |
 |
||||||||
| July 15, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Let's face it...you want your house to look good for the holidays, but if you do it yourself it will be the home decorating equivalent of "Dyke in a dress". Fortunately for you there's still plenty of time to hire a couple of Gay men to get it done right. Not only will your house make it on to the cover of "House Beautiful", but you won't have to worry about taking down the decorations after the holiday either. |
 |
||||||||
| July 12, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Straight people are looking at the issue of Gay marriage all wrong. The money spent on Gay weddings, including the wedding planners, the party decorations, the tux and gown rentals, flowers, cakes and honeymoons alone are enough to bring this country out of the worst recession we've had in more than 50 years. Throw in the amount of money that will also be made on divorces, and the government will be in the black in no time. |
 |
||||||||
| July 9, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) After you've tried everything possible with western medicine, it's time to give some alternative techniques a try. Instead of spending tons of money on an acupuncturist, why not just grab a friend and do it yourself? Download a license from the internet, pick out some needles from your mom's sewing kit, get a 9-volt battery from the junk drawer, a crappy CD player and a nice heat lamp at Homo Depot. You're all set. |
 |
||||||||
| July 6, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) One man's trash is another man's treasure. Even if it's a high heel shoe chair with leopard print upholstery, there is someone out there who simply must have it for their home. It doesn't matter if the thing has been on the showroom floor for the last five years, if it's been faded by the sun by sitting out on display or if it smells like piss because a dog peed on it when it went by on a walk. |
 |
||||||||
| July 1, 2009
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Having any kind of surgical procedure is serious business. It's not the time for your doctor to be holding a knife cutting you open and talking about what he watched on TV last night, whether or not Michael Jackson was wearing wigs or how hot it's going to be this weekend. The only thing worse would be if he got on Twitter and started giving the play by play. |
 |
||||||||
|
Archived Shows:
|
|||||||||
|
E-mail us to ask for advice, to tell us how much you love the show, or just because you're bored:
|
|||||||||
|
Subscribe to the Show Have new shows delivered right to your computer automatically! Never miss another new 2 Homos show again! To subscribe, simply click on the orange RSS button below and copy the URL into iTunes or your favorite pod-catcher. Need more info on subscribing? Click this link to find out all about it: |
|||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
