February 28, 2007

029: Eating Out

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Roxanne finds a new restaurant that she likes more than McDonald's. As we make the trek out to Cafe Beaujolais, we wind up getting more than just something good to eat. The evening turns out to a be a real treat, with both dinner and a show.


February 27, 2007

028: Labels

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It used to be that you only had to choose between small, medium, large and x-large. Today these kids have so many new labels that it's hard to keep up. It's a good thing we have Logo, the gay PBS, to help keep us up-to-date.


February 26, 2007

027: Breakup Sex

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Just telling someone that it's over is sometimes not enough. Of course, having crazy breakup sex with her right after you tossed her out isn't making the message any easier to understand.


February 23, 2007

026: The Lesbian Test

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Liz stops by for a chat about what it takes to be a Real Lesbian, and let's us know that it's really not as easy as it looks. Simply owning power tools is not going to be enough to earn you a passing grade as a Real Lesbian. Find out if you have what it takes.


February 22, 2007

025: The Single Life

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The dating world is a very treacherous place these days. Seemingly nice single girls come with all kinds of baggage, red flags and even girlfriends. Some of them still live with those girlfriends! More reasons not to break up with your current mate.


February 21, 2007

024: Hot Chicks

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We run down our lists of who's hot, and talk about the rules of engagement if one of them should suddenly show up at the front door. After all, it's important to know ahead of time what's acceptable if Angelina Jolie accidentally turns in to your driveway and knocks on the door ready go.


February 18, 2007

023: Stinky Update!

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Soap is available almost everywhere in the world, with only one possible exception...a 5-acre farm in the middle of Colorado. Join us for an update on Stinky! If you missed Stinky the first time, you can download or listen here.


February 16, 2007

022: Cussin' at Work

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The countdown to Roxanne's termination at work begins. If she so much as utters a single word that even sounds like a swear, Roxanne will be standing in the unemployment line for good. Forget the Super Bowl...now is the time to buy your squares in the pool to guess how much longer Roxanne will be able to keep her job. We take PayPal.


February 14, 2007

021: South of Nowhere: The Gay "90210"

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Roxanne shares a secret. Late in the evening, when the house goes eerily quiet, Roxanne is at the computer, channeling Dr. Phil, giving advice to teenagers who are just coming out.


February 10, 2007

020: Becoming Melissa Etheridge

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All it takes is an acoustic guitar, a credit card and six lessons at the gay and lesbian center with a bunch of 40-something homos...and you, too, can become the next Melissa Etheridge.


February 9, 2007

019: Wash That Gay Right Outta My Hair

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It was a miracle from above. After only three weeks in a hot, dark, sweaty lodge with a bunch of other "heterosexual" ministers deep in prayer and spirituality...working hard all day and all night, Ted Haggard is finally cured of his homosexual thoughts and feelings. All I can say is that they must have gone through a lot of condoms.


February 4, 2007

018: Gaydar Gone Wild

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Lesbians come in all shapes, sizes, colors and varieties of comfortable shoes. We can pick each other out in a crowd or in the grocery store....unless, of course, you're in the Midwest. Then it's just a crapshoot.


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